Monday, September 7, 2009

Public Service Announcement

:30 SECOND SPOT

MAN: I REFUSE TO SHOP AT CHAIN STORES.

WOMAN: I’M VEGAN AND SO IS MY TWO YEAR-OLD.

MAN: I READ THE MEMOIRS OF OPPRESSED MIDDLE EASTERN WOMEN.

WOMAN: I STRIDENTLY CORRECT PEOPLE WHOM I OVERHEAR TELLING RACIST JOKES.

WOMAN: I WALKED OUT OF A MOVIE THAT I FOUND DEGRADING TO WOMEN AND COMPLAINED ABOUT IT TO MY COWORKERS THE FOLLOWING WEEK.

MAN: I DON’T LIKE LABELLING MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION EVEN THOUGH I’VE ONLY SLEPT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

MAN: I’M WEALTHY BUT NOT SHOWY ABOUT IT.

WOMAN: I SPREAD AWARENESS.

MAN: I’M AWARE.

WOMAN: I’M AWARE.

ANNOUNCER:

WHAT DOES AWARENESS MEAN TO YOU? BROUGHT TO YOU BY BORED LIBERALS WHO GET OFF ON PITYING THOSE LESS FORTUNATE.

:10 SECOND SPOT

WOMAN: I WATCHED A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE ABOUT GAY PEOPLE AND CONGRATULATED MYSELF.

MAN: I RECYCLED SOMETHING.

WOMAN: I’M AWARE.

MAN: I’M AWARE.

ANNOUNCER:

BROUGHT TO YOU BY BORED LIBERALS WHO GET OFF ON PITYING THOSE LESS FORTUNATE.