:30 SECOND SPOT
MAN: I REFUSE TO SHOP AT CHAIN STORES.
WOMAN: I’M VEGAN AND SO IS MY TWO YEAR-OLD.
MAN: I READ THE MEMOIRS OF OPPRESSED MIDDLE EASTERN WOMEN.
WOMAN: I STRIDENTLY CORRECT PEOPLE WHOM I OVERHEAR TELLING RACIST JOKES.
WOMAN: I WALKED OUT OF A MOVIE THAT I FOUND DEGRADING TO WOMEN AND COMPLAINED ABOUT IT TO MY COWORKERS THE FOLLOWING WEEK.
MAN: I DON’T LIKE LABELLING MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION EVEN THOUGH I’VE ONLY SLEPT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
MAN: I’M WEALTHY BUT NOT SHOWY ABOUT IT.
WOMAN: I SPREAD AWARENESS.
MAN: I’M AWARE.
WOMAN: I’M AWARE.
ANNOUNCER:
WHAT DOES AWARENESS MEAN TO YOU? BROUGHT TO YOU BY BORED LIBERALS WHO GET OFF ON PITYING THOSE LESS FORTUNATE.
:10 SECOND SPOT
WOMAN: I WATCHED A
MAN: I RECYCLED SOMETHING.
WOMAN: I’M AWARE.
MAN: I’M AWARE.
ANNOUNCER:
BROUGHT TO YOU BY BORED LIBERALS WHO GET OFF ON PITYING THOSE LESS FORTUNATE.
